Have You Ever?

Being a mom, I find myself doing things I never thought I would/could do! You know, the stinky diaper messes, throwing-up, sticking you fingers into a mouth full of food, using your hand to catch pre-chewed food . . . all the glamorous things that make us moms!

For instance, have you ever . . .

. . . given your husband the count-down (3, 2, 1) when he misbehaves?

. . . eaten cheese, crackers, and raisins for lunch - everyday?

. . . sang Jingle Bells every night for a whole year?

. . . been excited when diapers go on sale?

. . . held a child while YOU are going potty because you can't hold it any longer?

What crazy things do you do as a parent?